February 2012
bastardfromabasket:
i hate it when i forget to turn off my caps lock when i google something and now my google searches all look like i’m really passionate about finding out how late taco bell is open.
Watchsugarpussy:
holy shit
this made me laugh hysterically
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
Anonymous asked: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO: VOLDEMORT WEARING LIPSTICK OR XENOPHILIOUS LOOVEGOOD IN NOTHING BUT A TUTU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I doubt I’ll get any.
“Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and...”
– Sylvia Plath (via springgreens)
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please
