January 2012
I really need to stop nervously peeling my lips.
ow ow blisters ow
December 2011
I forgot how funny the opening scene in American...
I HATE TREES
Just took DayQuil on an empty stomach
I
am
going
to
puke
EVERYWHERE
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
I have strep throat
also a gnarly-ass headache.
Seriously, this headache makes me blind for brief periods of time.
I just open my eyes and it’s all black and I’m like GODAMMIT NOT AGAIN
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Heart breaking damage from the 2011 earthquake
1 tag
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Flipping over a table in anger: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Putting the table back nicely: ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
Throwing the guy who put the table back nicely: (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \)
