February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
“God, but life is loneliness, despite all the opiates, despite the shrill tinsel...”
– Sylvia Plath (via selfinspiration)
“The voracious ambition of humans is never sated by dreams coming true, because...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via thanat0psis)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
I’m so smooth
she doesn’t suspect a thing
tocatchabreadator:
a boy’s sleepy voice is honestly the sexiest thing ever
no joke
